Taking cover – Alia and Sidharth

vogue cover

What is up with Vogue? They put people in chaddis on their cover and label them as cute. That’s the wrong adjective, Vogue. Could you not think of anything else?

You know what, maybe Alia Bhatt and Sidharth Malhotra are cute on the inside (of the magazine. Not on the inside as people. Actually, maybe they are goofballs as people. I don’t know their lives). The video sure has them goofing around.

vogue cover2But the photos are anything but cute.


Grin and bear


Sidharth, Riteish

I knew this day would come. The emoticons have morphed into real life people with real life emotions. Now everyone will want to be friends with Smiley and all will avoid Sad Face and we’ll have a whole bunch of self-esteem issues to deal with.

Sidharth and Riteish promoting Ek Villain

Sidharth and Riteish promoting Ek Villain


How I wish this scenario were true because then I would not have to deal with actual people like Riteish Deshmukh. Sidharth Malhotra, I don’t mind because have you seen how he looks? Does anybody else think Riteish is a lot like Tusshar Kapoor, only slightly better? I don’t know. I just instinctively put the two of them in the same category – annoying.

God, I hope these matching jackets don’t become a thing. Because then Anuya and I will have to walk around with fuschia, faux fur trimmed jackets and then I’ll die slowly. And you know we’ll just have to do it because popular culture. And it will be pink with fur because Anuya.

Three’s a crowd

How long ago was it that Student of the Year released? Why are these three still a package?

Varun Dhawan, Alia Bhatt and Sidharth Malhotra at a Coke Studio event

Varun Dhawan, Alia Bhatt and Sidharth Malhotra at a Coke Studio event

I fail to see the logic behind torn jeans. People have to just stop wearing them. It’s rather simple, if you see a tear, darn it; if it’s torn a few inches make a washcloth of it or better yet DON’T BUY IT! Let’s not make it a trend, guys. Alia is wearing Sidharth’s shirt over her LBD which I think is a pretty cool way of ‘manning-up’ a girlie dress. Sidharth is doing just fine.