As much as I find it hilarious that SRK-Deepika-RohitShetty are going EVERYWHERE, from the bylanes of Dharavi to Notting Hill’s highest point i.e. the tip of Hugh Grant’s big head to promote Chennai Express, I will focus on Deepika’s outfits at these promotions, because we aren’t named Fire Your Overzealous Marketing Dude. So here goes:
Okay, in a nutshell, which also co-incidentally happens to be what Deepika’s outfit reminds me of, this is possibly the best saree with a twist I have ever seen. Intricate sheer lace detailing with a sweetheart neckline, offset by a monochrome saree that hugs her in all the right places… well done, Deepika’s stylist. We have a cupcake in our offices (behind the homeless guy’s cardboard box under Dadar bridge) with your name on it. The drop earrings and red lipstick are a nice, restrained touch and a splash of colour at the same time. And dammit, does this woman have to look so gorgeous in everything she wears? UNIVERSE, you unfair bitch.
Once again, love the anarkali, the pouffy hairdo, the earrings-only look, the red lipstick which she probably just left on for two days… I am not used to being this nice. Must be all that Fevi Kwik I am sniffing to hold my 300-rupis-on-the-internet glasses together. Quick guys! FIND A FLAW! MAKE THIS RIGHT!