Last night we were driving back from Juhu and got stuck in traffic. So we cursed all drivers in sight along with the dude who invented automobiles. When we crawled a little further we saw people staring ahead intently so we cursed the idiot who had gotten into an accident. But we looked closely and realised that it was actually a restaurant opening and a few celebrities were in attendance. So, of course we cursed Bollywood. Then we read the name of the place – 69- and all was forgiven. At least we got a good laugh out of the ordeal.
Should we put Shah Rukh Khan’s blonde streak down to holiday madness, mid-life crisis or a latest role? I think that’s for Happy New Year.
The 90s called, they want you to stop trying to bring them back, Prateik.