Two-Two Deepika

As much as I find it hilarious that SRK-Deepika-RohitShetty are going EVERYWHERE, from the bylanes of Dharavi to Notting Hill’s highest point i.e. the tip of Hugh Grant’s big head to promote Chennai Express, I will focus on Deepika’s outfits at these promotions, because we aren’t named Fire Your Overzealous Marketing Dude. So here goes:

SRK-Deepika-RohitShetty on  the first show I don't give a crap about.

SRK-Deepika-RohitShetty on the first show I don’t give a crap about.

Okay, in a nutshell, which also co-incidentally happens to be what Deepika’s outfit reminds me of, this is possibly the best saree with a twist I have ever seen. Intricate sheer lace detailing with a sweetheart neckline, offset by a monochrome saree that hugs her in all the right places… well done, Deepika’s stylist. We have a cupcake in our offices (behind the homeless guy’s cardboard box under Dadar bridge) with your name on it. The drop earrings and red lipstick are a nice, restrained touch and a splash of colour at the same time. And dammit, does this woman have to look so gorgeous in everything she wears? UNIVERSE, you unfair bitch.

SRK-Deepika at second show I don't give a crap about.

SRK-Deepika on a second show I don’t give a crap about.

Once again, love the anarkali, the pouffy hairdo, the earrings-only look, the red lipstick which she probably just left on for two days… I am not used to being this nice. Must be all that Fevi Kwik I am sniffing to hold my 300-rupis-on-the-internet glasses together. Quick guys! FIND A FLAW! MAKE THIS RIGHT!