We love Fashion Week at Fire Your Stylist. It’s always fun to check out clothing that ranges from you can’t afford this to you can only wear this on a tranny cruise in outer space on models you will never look like with bodies that make you weep in a corner while snorting maida.
So you know, Fashion Week, yay!
Anyhoo, for the sake of Mr. Fuck, we will be reviewing each outfit on two parameters:
Wearability – Ranked on a scale of MY EYES to 5
Aestheticism – Ranked on a scale of 1 to Won’t touch it with a bean pole, but won’t it look great in a glass case at Hard Rock?
Opening the Winter Festive 2013 on Thursday night was Bollywood’s darling, Manish Malhotra. Let’s dig into a few of the many outfits he had to offer, shall we?
Malhotra’s collection was gorgeous in its simplicity, where he let his fabric choice and silhouettes speak for themselves. This dress is a prime example. The olive green is lovely against the model’s dusky skin, and the neckline offsets its otherwise demureness.
Wearability: 4, because I KNOW my mom would scoff at that neckline.
Aestheticism: 2, because not enough kook in it for it to become art.
Will look great on: Karisma Kapoor
Gorgeous. Love the layers, love the dash of pink standing out among the browns. Hate the collar, but that’s a small complaint.
Wearability: 5… my cousin’s wedding is coming up. Would you like to gift it to me, Manish?
Aestheticism: 1. Too simple to be displayed, but still beautiful.
Will look great on: Deepika Padukone
Ehhhh. What this is. A kurta on a pants, with a bared belly button. Now I know that cropped tops were in for a while, but cropped kameezes? Bit much, no? Unless he was designing this as an outfit for an Indian female superhero, which makes it a good fist draft.
Wearability: 2. Indian outfits show a lot of skin, yes, but this is a bit weird.
Aestheticism: 3. Can totally see Kangana Ranaut donning this to promote Krrishshshsh 3.
Will look great on: Kangana Ranaut