Since both Vikram Phadnis and Sabyasachi Mukherjee decided to do what one of my dear colleagues called “Sindhi Bukake”, I decided to lump them together and see how they fared.
But before I begin, let us all collectively agree that this look below – Sabyasachi’s interpretation of a Royal family’s day look – is simply fabulous. I can totally imagine Ayesha and I walking down the streets of Bombay dressed like this, rescuing kittens and beating up eve-teasers and suchlike. I mean look at these ladies… if they’d dressed Catelyn Stark like this, what happened at the end of Season 3 would’ve never happened.
And now, we shall indulge in an epic exercise of gold v/s gold. It’s exactly like Spy v/s Spy… only shinier.
The first one is clearly made of scrap metal leftover from constructing C3PO, the second one is what happens to you when you use Shahnaz Hussain’s Gold Facial too much and it starts crusting over to become your skin.
Karishma Kapoor looks like she is wearing the most expensive raincoat ever, and these other guys look… well they actually look kinda okay. Like if I ever entered Palace on Wheels, I’d expect them to be on hand to greet me.
Even though Vikram Phadnis has taken the whole gold thing too literally, this is the one item in his collection I wouldn’t mind owning…
… you know. If I were Taylor Swift.