Crashing the Raanjhanaa Success Party

Does Kangana Ranaut know…

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K Ran in Topshop.

That her holes have a dress around them?

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I’ve Become So Nam (Dunno what to wear)

Imagine this blog post as a conversation between Sonam and I.

ME: Sonam. Sonu. SOANS. Can I call you Soans? I love it that you are all Karen from Will and Grace when it comes to fashion.

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SONAM: LOL WUT?

ME: No, really. If you weren’t always so borderline hysterical with your choice of clothes, gems like this outfit would never happen. I mean, what IS this? It’s a wedding dress in the front and a baby leash in the back!

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Karan Johar can’t wait to get away.

SONAM: WHATEVS. I am evenly tanned. Hey, look, it’s my housekeeper, Bertha! BERTHA! WHERE’S MY CODEINE?

ME: AND A SOCK AROUND YOUR NECK? GENIUS!

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SONAM: You see that writer over there? ARREST HER. THROW HER INTO A SNAKE PIT. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN. STIRE HER FYLIST!

DHANUSH: Sonam. We have been through this. I am not your manservant.

SONAM: What are you talking about, Ramu?