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This is Ayushmann Khurrana at the screening of Issaq. What is it with his stylist experimenting with women’s wear on him? I’m sure there is a plausible explanation for the fringed scarf but I can’t imagine why you’d want to cover a basic white tee. Unless. Unless it carries a hate message about the event you are attending – Issaq, you suck. (Thank you Shweta for pointing out the keen likeness the film’s title has to its essence.)

Now this is much better.

Ayushmann Khurrana Men's Health

See, a lot of good can happen with guys like Ayushmann losing their t-shirts. Six packs of good.


Ship of Theseus screening

Ship of Theseus had a screening and most of the big names attended solely because Aamir Khan threatened to courier them a DVD of Mela otherwise.

Katrina Kaif

Katrina Kaif, who after the screening, celebrated her happy birthday, dressed like an upside down orange candy.

Ranbir Kapoor

I just hope her alleged boyfriend took off his fedora for the screening otherwise Rani Mukerji would have missed half the film. Of course I’m assuming that Rani sat behind the couple. Why? Just because I can. Also I know the usher.

Rani Mukerji

If the Ship of Theseus was missing a sail it was because Rani wore it as pants. 

Ayushmann Khurrana

Ayushmann Khurrana’s wearing a ladies size small jacket in a lovely pastel hue. Just thought I’d point that out.

Jackie Shroff

My mother wept when she saw this image of Jackie Shroff. She remembers him looking like this and not like a poor man’s Shakti Kapoor who, in himself, is a poor man’s Shakti Kapoor.

Imran Khan and Avantika Malik

Imran Khan brought his own X and O game in case the film got too intellectual for him. As an aside, why are they dressed so formally while the others have basically rolled out of bed?

Colour block

I slipped on my Colaba Causeway shades to write this post. Why, you ask. Because there’s too much colour here. And I do get that sunglasses don’t protect you from the glare thrown by a million colours embroiled in a mating dance but I think they might have worked. I can actually look at this photo without my eyes watering.

Anusha Dandekar is wearing 1..2..3…56 layers that include, what I think is, a men’s undershirt, a top above that and a lungi fashioned into a men’s umm…overshirt enveloping it all. She also has on an elastic band for a skirt and shiny leggings underneath it all. Or maybe it’s all just one high-on-crack outfit.

Not to be outdone Ayushmann Khurrana also chose layers one of which was a metallic jacket. He’s wearing coloured denims which are all the rage now. I don’t personally have an issue with them but I’ve seen a similar look on him a few too many times.

His stylist needs to mix things up while Anusha’s needs to take some time out.