Filmfare held a nomination bash to celebrate the nominees (duh!) after which the actual awards function will take place followed by an after-party and all the festivities will be capped off with a roaring party for all the losers, hosted by Vivek Oberoi, because have you seen Krrish 3?
Sonam Kapoor in Anushka Khanna
I guess all of you raised your hands high enough and waved them frantically enough because here she is.
Aditi Rao Hydari
That’s a fancy sailor’s uniform, miss. What oil rig you work at?
Wearing a Pankaj & Nidhi dress
Does Deepika Padukone know there is a leaking nib on her crotch? Maybe Ranveer can clean it up with his suit. That’s the only good use of it that I can think of.
In my grandfather’s suit
Yes, Ranveer Singh, we get it. You are allegedly Deepika’s man and hence, in your head, have arrived. Which absolves you from having to make an effort. But the fact that she does make an effort ought to be a telling sign.
Like most times, my foot has come back to shove itself into my mouth. I take back everything I said about ‘some’ people not being able to pull-off gowns well. Because something is being pulled somewhere within that gown.
In an Alexander McQueen gown
Ah! We’ve all been young and stupid but have managed to come out unscathed. I suppose what does not kill you only makes you more skeptical. It’s only Alia Bhatt’s youth that lets her pull off the look with minimal makeup and accessories.
Ok, so maybe she does not need to drown this particular attire but she still needs to take a little vaccy.
Huma Qureshi in a Shivan & Narresh sari
The drape of the gown (which actually is a sari that her stylist transformed into a gown) gives me the feeling that she’s going to get on her knees and start scrubbing the floors while asking me to increase her paggar.
Jacqueline Fernandez in Emilio Pucci and in your dreams, sucker!
Now, on the other hand… this one on her knees…. I’m going to stop now. My family reads this blog.
Kalki Koechlin in Gaurav Gupta
I guess if you must go classy and all I-don’t-care-that-I’m-going-through-a-divorce-with-someone-who-pioneered-the-new-wave-of-Indian-cinema, this is the best way to dress. Sassy yet elegant. Making an effort but not too much of it.
Nimrat Kaur in an Anand Kabra web print gown
This ensemble comes to you from the House of Spiderman. If you look closely at the intricate webbing, it’s an ode to Peter Parker’s superpowers and the boxy fit… that’s just a bad fit.
In a jhagmag Namrata Joshipura suit
Shruti Hassan attended as a Sindhi businessman on the verge of a breakthrough deal.
Wearing a Pankaj & Nidhi jacket
Sophie Choudary borrowed P.C. Sorcar’s coat and managed to make it look fashionable.