Soulmates vs Solemates

Awww… you guys!

These two looked like they were having an amazing time.

I would too if I were reunited with my soulmate and was in an amazing dress.

Kajol’s in a Gauri and Nainika look. Loved that she kept things fuss free with a topknot and few accessories. Now, only if we could do something about those shoes.

Shah Rukh Khan’s doing his thang.

And then there were these two.

Varun Dhawan is alright. (I’ll never forgive you for Badlapur, Varun.) How much can you fuck up a white shirt and black pants? Oh wait. You can by having a shiny ‘D’ printed on the front…

Varun-Kriti

AND back of your shirt.

Kriti Sanon’s in Zara, a thundercloud H&M t-shirt and Vans. I bet her contract says that she cannot wear heels for Dilwale promotions, lest Varun reaches only her armpit.

Ummm…. okay then

 

Ranveer1

Listen, I get that Ranveer Singh is cool and all and he can basically pull off anything but why this?

It’s as if a kid took paints to his tracksuit and went batshit crazy.

Ranveer2

Ranveer’s worn enough clothes in the past to make you think that you are tripping on some heavy-duty  stuff, but seriously, what’s up with this?

Ranveer

Now THIS is much better. So much better. Yes, I know that the earlier look was at the airport and this one’s on a show, but still. There’s something feminine and delicate about this Rohit Bal look yet Ranveer’s all solid black jacket and smoldering look and curled moustache.

Window dressing

Shilpa

Why does Shilpa Shetty’s top have torso windows AND pockets right underneath them? What if she’s trying to slip like a mini quiche into her pocket and it accidentally goes through the torso window? Imagine explaining that to the dry cleaners… or the world.

Bajirao-Mastani go glam

You guys, how amazing is the Bajirao Mastani trailer!? It just looks so… epic! Those Dilwale guys better have something more than flying cars and flying sari pallus.

Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh got into royal mode to launch the film’s trailer.

Deepika chose a black and white Sabyasachi look and Ranveer’s in an Anju Modi ensemble.

Clearly, these guys know that winter is coming and are dressed for it in a high neck and full sleeves and a jacket.

 

Normally, I’d say something about how Deepika’s neckline is attacking her face but I WON’T say that because she’s, very obviously, stopping it from doing so.

A curled moustache on a well dressed guy is all I need on a cold, cold night.

What was Deepika thinking!?

Holy shit balls! What happened to Deepika Padukone’s jeans? Surely something must have gone wrong because no sane person would ever wear something like this. And Deepika is one of the sane ones.

Could it all the dancing that ripped it?

Or the lifting? Look at Ranbir Kapoor. That’s the face of a guy who knows he’s torn something.

Maybe it’s just all that sitting around.

Or folding arms.

Or staring into infinity.

Something. Anything.

There HAS to be a logical explanation for those jeans because it can’t be that Deepika willingly chose to wear them.

Kate wears an Indian designer

Yes, I know that’s Kate Middleton. No, I’ve not mistaken her for a Bollywood actress.

What am I doing writing a post about her? Well, it’s not so much about her as much as it’s about the dress.

She has on a dress by Indian designer Saloni. According to Saloni’s site, she is a London-based designer. So, she’s closer home to where Kate is, but still.

Many are saying that Kate’s choice of picking an Indian designer has to do with the fact that she and husband Prince William will be visiting India next year.

I hope she wears a whole bunch of Indian designers during the tour. Sabyasachi, Gauri and Nainika, Shantanu and Nikhil, it’s time to put your PR  machinery into overdrive.

PS: What’s the procedure to get Prince Harry to visit? Like everyone else I too am obsessed with balding princes who have a tendency for naked billiards.