London bound

Another day, another Shaandaar-related event and another Alia Bhatt and Shahid Kapoor beard sighting. Shahid’s beard, not Alia’s. You can’t really see Alia’s beard. That’s if she has one. Which I highly doubt.

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I’m looking at Alia’s skirt and thinking that it’s got a pretty cool print of erstwhile telephone booths and then I see that it’s also got print of a double-decker bus. So, I’m like, Wow they are putting prints of Andheri East on skirts seeing as how double-deckers still ply there. But then I found out that Alia and Shahid were at a Visit Britain press conference. Which means the print is London. Which, you know, is a very smart choice.

Alia is in Chicwish.

I scream

I could do with something cool right now.

I don’t know if this has anything to do with the print on Alia Bhatt’s ASOS dress or the fact that Shahid Kapoor’s beard is talking dirty to me.

Can Shaandaar hurry up and release already.

Sheer madness

When I first saw this photo I was like dude Aishwarya was so excited about the screening of Jazbaa that she forgot to wear a churidar.

But I was proven wrong. She did have time to wear something underneath her Monisha Jaising kaftan – sheer pantyhose.

Who does she think she is? Kate Middleton?

Kangana, je t’aime

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Kangana Ranaut sat front row at Dior’s show at Paris Fashion Week.

KANGANA RANAUT SAT FRONT ROW AT DIOR’S SHOW AT PARIS FASHION WEEK!!!

And of course she wore Dior. A fiercely fashionable Dior.

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I mean just look at her!

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This is how we hope we all look when walking under grand archways. Only we are not dressed in Dior and there are too many people in our way.

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This is what we hope we look like while leaving our homes, only most of us live in places where the weather is not glove-friendly. Also we don’t live in places, the premises of which, look like that. And if we did, we’d totally be wearing Dior ALL THE TIME.

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I have no real comment here expect to say that Kangana looks great even under harsh lights.

Sanskar and sweat stains

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The trailer of Prem Ratan Dhan Payo hit the web giving us an instant dose of sanskar. I touched my mother’s feet and she actually placed her hand lovingly on my head instead of whacking the back of my head (tapli style) like she normally does.

Sonam Kapoor channeled all that sanskar in this Anamika Khanna look. She even added a maang tikka just in case we did not get the point.

Salman Khan, though, was like, Fuck this shit. I’m wearing a shirt and jeans and sweat stains.

Athiya gets sneaky

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Athiya Shetty is wearing my dream ensemble.

As in, it’s not my dream to wear what she has on but I dream of flying gemstones. It’s my recurring dream, actually. I Googled what it means and the results were unsatisfactory.

Athiya, on the other hand, looks satisfactory. No. More than satisfactory.

Also that’s a Pankaj & Nidhi for Koovs gemstone top and skirt. It might look like a dress but it’s a sneaky little thing and is actually a top and skirt.