Ok, ok, I’ll admit that that title was too easy.
Just like Rakh- alright, alright, no more cheap comedy.
Just like those fishnet stock- ok, ok I am really stopping now.
Rakhi Sawant, you glorious creature. And when I say creature, I mean elf, because look how cute you are all ready to help Santa stuff his toys in a bag.
Okay my brain is a gutter.
Just like where Rakhi Sawant found those awful sho- OMG I can’t stop WTF is wrong with me.
Sorry guys. I mma keep it classy now… unlike Rakh – *self thappad*Embed from Getty Images
I’d imagine that if there ever were a strip club in the North Pole for Santa to go to when he and Mrs Claus are having domestic trouble, this would be the outfit they’d reject. That’s not to say I don’t admire the flower and butterfly motif she has going there, which either stands for the food chain/ circle of life, or is Rakhi’s way of communicating with the undead witches who brew her youth potion; she wants to tell them that she needs a refill before her nose melts away like MJ on a tanning bed.