The teaser trailer (Tease me baby, till I lose control) for Dhoom:3 hit the web and I can’t say I’m hopping around in excitement because, hello, it’s Dhoom. But considering it’s the closest thing we have to an action franchise (you can count three films as a franchise, right?) it’s not half bad. It’s just that the other half is bad.
Yes, Aamir Khan’s bringing sexy back but why would you hang indoors in just pants and a fedora? What fuckwit combination is that!?
Katrina Kaif doing rope mallakhamb.
Katrina Kaif and/or body double cartwheeling.
Katrina Kaif doing household chores like dusting, looking nothing like Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Dhoom:2. Not.
Abhishek Bachchan doing his best Shammi Kapoor impression.
Because of course he can get a sniper’s aim from a moving helicopter. Put the guy on Apollo 13 and I’m sure he’d hit his target.
Oh crap! Uday Chopra is in the film too. My mind conveniently blocked that part out.
Yeah and there are some bikes too. Whatever. That’s just incidental to the plotline.