Dhoom:3 Teaser Trailer

The teaser trailer (Tease me baby, till I lose control) for Dhoom:3 hit the web and I can’t say I’m hopping around in excitement because, hello, it’s Dhoom. But considering it’s the closest thing we have to an action franchise (you can count three films as a franchise, right?) it’s not half bad. It’s just that the other half is bad.

Aamir -dhoom

Yes, Aamir Khan’s bringing sexy back but why would you hang indoors in just pants and a fedora? What fuckwit combination is that!?

Katrina Kaif- Dhoom1

Katrina Kaif doing rope mallakhamb.

Katrina Kaif - dhoom

Katrina Kaif and/or body double cartwheeling.

Katrina kaif - dhoom2

Katrina Kaif doing household chores like dusting, looking nothing like Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Dhoom:2. Not.

abhishek bachchan-dhoom

Abhishek Bachchan doing his best Shammi Kapoor impression.

Abhishek Bachchan-dhoom1

Because of course he can get a sniper’s aim from a moving helicopter.  Put the guy on Apollo 13 and I’m sure he’d hit his target.

Uday Chopra -dhoom

Oh crap! Uday Chopra is in the film too. My mind conveniently blocked that part out.

Bike - Dhoom

Yeah and there are some bikes too. Whatever. That’s just incidental to the plotline.


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2 responses to “Dhoom:3 Teaser Trailer

  1. maya

    “Oh crap! Uday Chopra is in the film too. My mind conveniently blocked that part out” HAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    at least he has a golden kela award (its true, look it up) under his belt. i mean, award’s and award.

  2. I will miss Aishwarya in this one. sheesh

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