And it’s called the Blender’s Pride – House of Style Fashion Tour 2013 Preview.
Look, ma, I found the extras from the Don 3 title track song shoot!
I like it when Neha Dhupia wears a truly quirky/cool outfit to show us that she doesn’t have to be conventional to dress awesome, but then ruins it by doing something silly like making her hair look like a pile of turd.
Presenting, the villains of of Krissh 4! Starring Wendell Rodricks as Captain Pants! He flies around making people’s trousers turn weird mismatched shades, so that you look like a Govinda fan in your power business meeting and lose your clients as he sniggers, Dick Dastardly style, outside your window.
THIS GUY, as modern-day Jafar from Aladdin, who did everything in his power to fit into this world but was given away when he wore his jeans inside his suit.
And Evelyn Sharma as Fashion Victim Poison Ivy, who changed her outfit’s shade of green because she read on style.com that “NEON IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!”
And this, is PHOOL. She’s like the Indian version of The Joker, but she’s also a girly girl so she’s trying to find a balance with this outfit. She’s badassed it up with those fishnet-esque sleeves and by showing that those flowers are actually grabbing her boobs. It’s a subtle statement against all Bollywood sex scenes that begin with hero and heroine looking deeply into each other’s eyes and then the director cutting away to two flowers bumping uglies, because PHOOL, like Robin Hood, is an evil villain fighting for the good and the just.
Next change outfit: A Being Alien t-shirt to make a statement against aliens being unnecessarily vilified in Sci-fi movies.