Were you thinking that we’d lost sight of our real targets? Oh no, dear readers. As long as Fire Your Stylist exists, Bollywood can never hide. Even though Nargis Fakhri tried it, a little bit.
Nargis clearly didn’t go home the previous night and had to pick out something from her, ahem, companion’s cupboard. Now that’s a first; we bet no one has done the walk of shame at Fashion Week before. (We know you’re thinking of Carol Gracias. DO NOT think of Carol Gracias, you insensitive twerps. It was an accident. Like this next outfit.)
Is it me, or does it look like someone stuffed Kalki Koechlin inside this outfit and then thrust her in front of the cameras? Her hands are totally bound, you guys! CALL THE POLICE!
I don’t know who the guy at the right is, but Meiyang Chang looks like he is seriously channelling some Tyrion Lannister – big head, short legs, nice hair et al. In fact, together these two look like the Indian Merry and Pippin, from Lord of the (Engagement) Ring 4, where the ring is stolen from Mordor by Salman Khan and the only way to get it back is by dancing to Saajan Ji Ghar Aaye.
Queenie Dhody and I have the same values… I also surround myself with ugly people so that I look pretty in comparison (you should see Ayesha when she comes back from Theatre rehearsals) but there’s one fundamental difference – I dress my age. It’s time, Queenie, to stop trying to be a 50-year-old trying to be a 25-year-old getting dresses hand-stitched from catalogs found at tailors in Matunga.
I don’t have a full-length photo of Esha Gupta here (that IS Esha Gupta, yes? Not Pooja Gupta or Swarup Sampat or whoever this new crop of actress are who all look like each other… for God’s sake even Minions can be told apart. Get face tattoos or something. Preferably with your names on it.) but it doesn’t matter, because she wanted us to pay attention to her upper half. Why else will she wear ALL her necklaces in one go?
Look, it’s VJ Anusha, fresh from her Purity Club meeting telling us all to stay second-base virgins by wearing a dress that looks like a boob-chastity belt (complete with star shaped nipple pasties.) (As @highheelswaali insists, she looks like a tame version of Xena Warrior Princess.)
That blouse looks like it’s growing seaweed.
Never thought I’d say this, but well done Gauhar Khan. Great fit, great print, super lipstick, superlike.