“OMG WOW ANOTHER SET OF BOLLYWOOD AWARDS, SO SURE THEY WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE REST I AM SO EXCITE!!!!” – No one, ever.
But seriously. How desperate are these Big Star Entertainment Awards to get the jumpstart on everyone else? I mean, the YEAR IS NOT EVEN OVER! Unless you know, they’ve bought into the whole Mayan thing and decided that the world will indeed, end on Dec 21st and goddamn it if those Filmfare buggers get to decide which movies were the best in the last year of forever.
So you know, good for them. And on that note, let’s tear into the Red Carpet, shall we?
(Pics courtesy: http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/ and one from Pinkvilla.com as the fat bookmark across everyone’s bellies will tell ya.)
We start with a bang like the one that started the universe because you know, symmetry. Priyanka Chopra is totally rocking this red Ramona Narang dress with gold accessories. I love how this chick does simple – pick ONE statement piece, and let it do the talking. In this case, it’s the dress which clings to her every curve. And that back, ohhh, that back.
‘Nuff said, right? Wish her lipstick was a different shade, but a minor gripe in an otherwise stellar look.
And then, there was this:
Am I the only one thinking “WOW GIANT CANDY CANE” ?
The Christmas spirit continues to live through Kareena Kapoor, who has seen it fit to don Saif’s Man-xedo and wrap it up with a bow. I wish someone had stopped her before she got into the car to get to the event and said, “No Kareena, Just. NO. You are still young. You have at least 5 years before you start adopting Helen Mirren’s style. DON’T LET MARRIAGE GET YOU DOWN! HERE’S A DRESS.” (When I say someone, I totally mean me.)
And here’s Boobs McFish. No one knows who she is, but rumour has it that she traded her voice for a pair of legs. So you know, you can hurl ANY abuse at her that you want because she won’t be able to respond how cool is that HAHA.
OMG IT’S KAJOL FROM 20 YEARS AGO HERE TO WARN US ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MATCHING SEQUINS WITH PINK!
This is Shibani Kashyap. Remember her? She used to sing. Now she takes the term “OUTSKIRTS OF BOLLYWOOD” literally and dresses to represent.
And is that a headband or did she bump her head into a giant mushroom?
That’s all for now, folks. Real life and dreary work stuff beckons. More later!