Ummm…. okay then



Listen, I get that Ranveer Singh is cool and all and he can basically pull off anything but why this?

It’s as if a kid took paints to his tracksuit and went batshit crazy.


Ranveer’s worn enough clothes in the past to make you think that you are tripping on some heavy-duty  stuff, but seriously, what’s up with this?


Now THIS is much better. So much better. Yes, I know that the earlier look was at the airport and this one’s on a show, but still. There’s something feminine and delicate out this Rohit Bal look yet Ranveer’s all solid black jacket and smoldering look and curled moustache.

Window dressing


Why does Shilpa Shetty’s top have torso windows AND pockets right underneath them? What if she’s trying to slip like a mini quiche into her pocket and it accidentally goes through the torso window? Imagine explaining that to the dry cleaners… or the world.

Bajirao-Mastani go glam

You guys, how amazing is the Bajirao Mastani trailer!? It just looks so… epic! Those Dilwale guys better have something more than flying cars and flying sari pallus.

Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh got into royal mode to launch the film’s trailer.

Deepika chose a black and white Sabyasachi look and Ranveer’s in an Anju Modi ensemble.

Clearly, these guys know that winter is coming and are dressed for it in a high neck and full sleeves and a jacket.


Normally, I’d saying something about how Deepika’s neckline is attacking her face but I WON’T say that because she’s very obviously stopping it from doing so.

A curled moustache on a well dressed guy is all I need on a cold, cold night.

What was Deepika thinking!?

Holy shit balls! What happened to Deepika Padukone’s jeans? Surely something must have gone wrong because no sane person would ever wear something like this. And Deepika is one of the sane ones.

Could it all the dancing that ripped it?

Or the lifting? Look at Ranbir Kapoor. That’s the face of a guy who knows he’s torn something.

Maybe it’s just all that sitting around.

Or folding arms.

Or staring into infinity.

Something. Anything.

There HAS to be a logical explanation for those jeans because it can’t be that Deepika willingly chose to wear them.

Kate wears an Indian designer

Yes, I know that’s Kate Middleton. No, I’ve not mistaken her for a Bollywood actress.

What am I doing writing a post about her? Well, it’s not so much about her as much as it’s about the dress.

She has on a dress by Indian designer Saloni. According to Saloni’s site, she is a London-based designer. So, she’s closer home to where Kate is, but still.

Many are saying that Kate’s choice of picking an Indian designer has to do with the fact that she and husband Prince William will be visiting India next year.

I hope she wears a whole bunch of Indian designers during the tour. Sabyasachi, Gauri and Nainika, Shantanu and Nikhil, it’s time to put your PR  machinery into overdrive.

PS: What’s the procedure to get Prince Harry to visit? Like everyone else I too am obsessed with balding princes who have a tendency for naked billiards.

London bound

Another day, another Shaandaar-related event and another Alia Bhatt and Shahid Kapoor beard sighting. Shahid’s beard, not Alia’s. You can’t really see Alia’s beard. That’s if she has one. Which I highly doubt.


I’m looking at Alia’s skirt and thinking that it’s got a pretty cool print of erstwhile telephone booths and then I see that it’s also got print of a double-decker bus. So, I’m like, Wow they are putting prints of Andheri East on skirts seeing as how double-deckers still ply there. But then I found out that Alia and Shahid were at a Visit Britain press conference. Which means the print is London. Which, you know, is a very smart choice.

Alia is in Chicwish.

I scream

I could do with something cool right now.

I don’t know if this has anything to do with the print on Alia Bhatt’s ASOS dress or the fact that Shahid Kapoor’s beard is talking dirty to me.

Can Shaandaar hurry up and release already.

Sheer madness

When I first saw this photo I was like dude Aishwarya was so excited about the screening of Jazbaa that she forgot to wear a churidar.

But I was proven wrong. She did have time to wear something underneath her Monisha Jaising kaftan – sheer pantyhose.

Who does she think she is? Kate Middleton?

Kangana, je t’aime

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Kangana Ranaut sat front row at Dior’s show at Paris Fashion Week.


And of course she wore Dior. A fiercely fashionable Dior.

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I mean just look at her!

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This is how we hope we all look when walking under grand archways. Only we are not dressed in Dior and there are too many people in our way.

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This is what we hope we look like while leaving our homes, only most of us live in places where the weather is not glove-friendly. Also we don’t live in places, the premises of which, look like that. And if we did, we’d totally be wearing Dior ALL THE TIME.

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I have no real comment here expect to say that Kangana looks great even under harsh lights.

Sanskar and sweat stains


The trailer of Prem Ratan Dhan Payo hit the web giving us an instant dose of sanskar. I touched my mother’s feet and she actually placed her hand lovingly on my head instead of whacking the back of my head (tapli style) like she normally does.

Sonam Kapoor channeled all that sanskar in this Anamika Khanna look. She even added a maang tikka just in case we did not get the point.

Salman Khan, though, was like, Fuck this shit. I’m wearing a shirt and jeans and sweat stains.

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